Revision Problems

Surely I am not the only one who's really bad at revising?

"no it's just you" 
says my inner Jubia

(Jubia's an indian girl I'm friends with who get's an A* in everything including life if you can get an A* for just being alive)

Ugh. 

I have this problem where I just do everything that isn't revision.

• like watch a movie in german

• or break my brother's bed with my sheer mass

• or read the twitters of all the people I hate

ps: the list goes on (*types blog instead of revising)

ughhhhhh
UGHHHHHHH
UGHGRHRRRGGRGRRHHHHUNGRhh

oh, the last part of that groan word looks like 'hunger'

oh yeah, that reminds me, I literally live to eat.

because that's all there is to live for right now *cries*

it's like food is my hospital because I'm at war with revision

ok that was too much

wouldn't wanna offend any war people

see? Look at how revision makes me a bad person!

or not revising makes me a bad person

because I am disappointed with myself?

because I can get A*'s..

but I just can't be bothered

...*kills self*

Is blogging supposed to be practically talking to yourself on an internet platform?

because that's basically what I'm doing

*sigh

Sorry about how this is just a self discovery/depression post, hope it helps you in some sort or weird way or my pain entertains you.

Does anyone else feel like this or is it just me?

Lots of love etc from Evie

x x x x x x x x x x x x

(would do more kisses but can't be bothered)
(much like other things I can't be bothered to do)

First Blog

well this is interesting

I'm actually finally doing it.

I'm starting my own blog.

What wondrous experiences can I expect from this magical internet thing?

I don't know, but this is the perfect time for that good old (annoying) saying: 'you'll never know until you try' 

...did I annoy you?

sorry.

I tend to do that

not purposely

just naturally

well anyway.. if you're still reading, (because to be fair this blog post is relatively shit) I'd just like to briefly explain what I would like to use this blog for..

whatever I feel like blogging about.

this is not a beauty blog, 

this is not a camel blog, 

this not a mating call blog, 

this is a me blog.

I will blog about what's on my mind, for example on my mind right now is the lump on my grandad's head.

He looks like a pre-unicorn.

Except it's icky and infected, so actually he's more like a germ-corn or a snot unicorn.

...I would upload a pic but that would be disgusting.

Did I mention my grandad is german?

Next time you're feeling down, just picture an infected german snot unicorn that's actually an OAP in disguise.

With a Bratwurst.

Ok I think that was enough excitement for my first blog post, (possibly too much) so let's call it a day right about now...

...How do you say goodbye in a blog?

err.. I love you.

(*awkwardly runs away and falls over grandad lying on the floor who's painfully completing his evolution into a snot unicorn)