First Blog

well this is interesting

I'm actually finally doing it.

I'm starting my own blog.

What wondrous experiences can I expect from this magical internet thing?

I don't know, but this is the perfect time for that good old (annoying) saying: 'you'll never know until you try' 

...did I annoy you?

sorry.

I tend to do that

not purposely

just naturally

well anyway.. if you're still reading, (because to be fair this blog post is relatively shit) I'd just like to briefly explain what I would like to use this blog for..

whatever I feel like blogging about.

this is not a beauty blog, 

this is not a camel blog, 

this not a mating call blog, 

this is a me blog.

I will blog about what's on my mind, for example on my mind right now is the lump on my grandad's head.

He looks like a pre-unicorn.

Except it's icky and infected, so actually he's more like a germ-corn or a snot unicorn.

...I would upload a pic but that would be disgusting.

Did I mention my grandad is german?

Next time you're feeling down, just picture an infected german snot unicorn that's actually an OAP in disguise.

With a Bratwurst.

Ok I think that was enough excitement for my first blog post, (possibly too much) so let's call it a day right about now...

...How do you say goodbye in a blog?

err.. I love you.

(*awkwardly runs away and falls over grandad lying on the floor who's painfully completing his evolution into a snot unicorn)