ughhh
ughhh
As you can tell by my written groaning noises, my day was absolutely splendid. (and that was a big fucking lie)
Same routine as yesterday in terms of the time before arriving at the company. Except without anything to look forward to.
I walked through the password door behind some guy who help the door open for me, to be 'greeted' by Rob.
Surprisingly I was given a bit more work today (obviously Rob realised he needed to up his game somehow so I would have more work to do so that there would be far less social interaction between the two of us). But it was basically like completing coursework for a Science GCSE, so that made me want to kill myself. It did, however, take a lot longer than the work he set me yesterday, so I finished just after lunch with only 5 more hours to go (hoorah).
I'd gathered my thoughts about yesterday and it has occurred to me that the more and more I get to know Rob, the more I dislike him.
He treats me like I don't exist, unless I talk to him. It's just so unwelcoming and excluding. He exchanges words with his colleagues about really pointless shit (like how he has a radio interview coming up with some band nobody likes), or rather he tells them about things and they sort of blank him because he's boring as fuck. It's like I'm being bullied by the person who get's bullied by the others. What has life come to?
He's also completely up himself his own arse (stuck up). For example, I had a question for him. Now don't get me wrong, people can do this to me normally and I wouldn't have a problem with it because it kind of helps me develop my initiative and thought or whatever, but under the circumstances I was under, the way he acted was just so annoying.
It was probably around 1pm, and I was stuck on something. I wheeled my chair into the view of his annoying self and to my astonishment, he looked at me and simply walked away. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS COMPLETELY CLEAR THAT I (THE WORK EXPERIENCE STUDENT) NEEDED HELP WITH SOMETHING THAT WAS LIKE ANOTHER WORLD TO ME (ENGINEERING).
BUT NOT ONLY THAT.
He actually 'disappeared' for 2 hours.
I can't remember what I did in that time but I probably slept temporarily.
Anyway, when he came back, I asked him again and he replied with: "Be patient"
...
BE PATIENT?!! AFTER TWO HOURS?!!! DO YOU THINK I'M THE FUCKING DALAI LLAMA BUDDHIST OF PEACE YOU SERIOUSLY EXPECT ME TO 'BE PATIENT' AFTER TWO HOURS?!!!!!!!
he finally did come over (after multiple pesterings BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FUCKING LISTEN), I asked him my question and he pulled a sort of weird face (his face is always weird and annoying but you know what I mean)
I'd seen that type of reaction many times and came to the conclusion that it was a type of "are you fucking kidding me" look.
...Guess what he made me do next. Exactly that. He made me guess the answer. To use my initiative in something I have never studied or even known about before today.
HE MADE ME WAIT TWO HOURS TO GET A COCKY REPLY FROM A COCK HEADED MAN
I don't know who the fuck he thinks I am (not a university student), but he had to give me the answer eventually, anyway.
If he want's to get on with his work, then what's the point of taking the time to wait for me to come up with a correct answer (which didn't even happen).
Just tell me the answer and get back to your annoying job.
Oh yes I almost forgot to mention.. While I was busy being bored as fuck (Rob doesn't care, he just sits around the cover from me pretending he doesn't know), I just so happened to overhear the rare conversations that Rob shares (or tries to) with his other colleagues who just ignore him anyway. They were always followed by an awkward (but fucking hilarious) silence or a forced chuckle (eg. Hehe)
I wrote them down as I heard him saying them and I always had to spin my spinny chair around so I could burst out laughing into my hand or something without them noticing (although they probably wouldn't have anyway).
Okay so here's one of them:
(remember this man is supposed to be a radio dj ie. a master of conversation)
*embarrassing ringtone on phone goes off*
"Wow I just had an invite to a meeting for Angela's Christmas Party...
now that's advanced planning!"
*silence*
OH MY GOD I COULD HARDLY CONTAIN MYSELF HAHAHAHA
At about 4pm, Rob introduced me to a guy called 'Yoann'. He's french by the way. I love French people (and all the other foreigners) because when they speak English, they tend to swear worse than native English speakers, which is funny as fuck. It's also the fact that all these people from abroad are working in a company that was approved of by the queen and worked for the royal army etc. haha I love foreigners.
Yes, so I met Yoann initially on the tour of the floor with the 'I am a prefect' boy. He didn't really have much to say when we were introduced, he seemed really thoughtful. He reminded me of my dad a lot. Who's also an engineer..
So apparently Yoann will be taking over the "baby-sitting" of Rob (I so hope he's more interesting than Rob). When we looked at his team for the tour, he told us that he was working on some sort of laser beam that can pick of infra red radiation, which looked reeeaaaally cool. A lot more interesting than sitting on a computer all day, slowly developing a blood clot. Even if he gives me the job of holding equipment, I'd still be happier as that would actually make me useful. Plus the task they seem to be working on seems so much more exciting and truly innovative.
Yeah so in summary, the day was uneventful as fuck and I sat around doing less than ever before.
Thanks a lot Rob. Hopefully tomorrow will be more interesting than the days I spent with your a boring personality
Bye.
Don't worry about keeping contact.
That won't be needed.
As I don't want to see you anymore.
Complete waste of two valuable days.
Ps: You're full of shit, which you disguise as your personality.
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